Tony Thaden fired a perfect game in a 583 series — yes 583! — to highlight Madison area bowling on Wednesday. Competing in the Dream Lanes Major League, Thaden told me on Thursday night that he started with games of 153 and 130 before making a ball change and finishing with his third career 300. I can remember only one other series lower than Thaden's that included a perfect game, but that was a bowler who started with a 300 and then started doing shots of booze and finished with...