B squad was getting ready for roll call at the Midwest PBA Regional at Bowl-A-Vard Lanes Saturday afternoon when I got a text message from Matt Cannizzaro, one of the media relations people for the USBC Open Championships. My first thought was that my teammates Marc McDowell and Mike Shady had been knocked out of first place in doubles. I ran into the bar to find another teammate Gail Myers Jr. so we could open the message together. I dreaded pushing that button. Never in our wildest...