Certified string pinsetters being used at the 2025 USBC Open Championships might be the dumbest bowling rumor ever — and that is saying a lot! It’s also the rumor that won’t die — no matter how many times I knock it down there’s always one more knucklehead to ask me: “Have you heard? They’re going to have strings in Baton Rouge.” I mean knucklehead as a term of endearment because invariably it is someone who hasn’t stepped back to think...